Verified Human Badge

for when the turing test becomes a daily inconvenience

A magnificently ornate verification badge proclaims your humanity with all the desperate authority of a medieval guild seal. The baroque flourishes and stern-faced testimonial suggest this credential was hard-won through countless captcha battles.

Cut with the relaxed confidence of someone who definitely blinks at normal intervals, this shirt offers the breathable comfort needed for spontaneous humanity demonstrations. The vintage badge design ages gracefully, much like your increasingly suspicious online behavior patterns.

Splendidly suited for grocery store self-checkouts, customer service calls, and any gathering where proving your carbon-based origins might become relevant.

Gildan 64000
Ring spun Softstyle. Modern classic fit. Low-impact dyes for low-impact existential crises.