The Last Bandwagon

for the chronically late adopter in all of us

What remains after the discourse has moved on is not nothing. It's this: a weathered wagon creaking toward the horizon, its cargo spilling digital artifacts into the dust — cassette tapes, floppy disks, the detritus of formats we once thought permanent. The figure at the reins wears the expression of someone who has finally, mercifully, arrived at their destination.

The design captures that peculiar relief of the perpetual straggler, the soul who discovers NFTs just as the market crashes, who joins Twitter precisely when everyone else is logging off. Here is vindication in woodcut form: a banner proclaiming allegiance to the last wagon in the train, where the seats are empty but the view is unobstructed. Sometimes the best position in any cultural moment is ten paces behind it, watching the pixels fall like leaves.

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