Ninth Circle Support Group

for when hell is other people's takes

A perfectly arranged circle of pastel chairs awaits the weekly gathering of those who've descended through all eight circles of online discourse and found themselves in the ninth: a support group for the terminally witnessed. Each seat beckons with the muted comfort of therapy pastels, promising a space where parasocial relationships and algorithmic anxiety can finally be unpacked.

Tailored in forgiving fabric that breathes as easily as a deep sigh, this shirt fits with the relaxed confidence of someone who's learned to set boundaries with their feed. The design speaks to those brave enough to admit that maybe, just maybe, the real hell was the notifications we accumulated along the way.

Splendidly suited for group therapy sessions, digital detox weekends, and anywhere honest conversation about our collective online condition feels overdue.

Gildan 64000
Ring spun Softstyle. Modern classic fit. Low-impact dyes for low-impact existential crises.