Certified Authentic Fake

for the verified unverified

A handsomely distressed certificate proclaims "AUTHENTIC FAKE" in ornate Victorian typography, complete with official seals and decorative flourishes — the kind of bureaucratic gravitas usually reserved for diplomas and death certificates.

Cut with the relaxed confidence of someone who's given up on genuine anything, this shirt celebrates the peculiar honesty of admitting you're performing authenticity. The breathable fabric offers merciful comfort during those marathon sessions of curating your most spontaneous moments.

Splendidly suited for farmer's markets where you buy pre-distressed mason jars, or any occasion requiring the performance of effortless genuineness.

Gildan 64000
Ring spun Softstyle. Modern classic fit. Low-impact dyes for low-impact existential crises.