for when the algorithm serves you exactly what you didn't order
A cherubic kitten presides over this vintage diner signage with the smug satisfaction of every clickbait thumbnail that ever lured you into watching a 47-minute essay about cereal mascots. The retro typography promises comfort food but delivers whatever keeps you scrolling past bedtime.
Cut with the forgiving drape of someone who's learned to expect disappointment, this shirt wears beautifully to coffee dates that turn into MLM pitches and first dates who look nothing like their photos. Splendidly suited for any occasion where you're not quite getting what was advertised.
Gildan 64000 Ring spun Softstyle. Modern classic fit. Low-impact dyes for low-impact existential crises.
