B-Movie Cat Brings Fortune

prosperity incoming, terms and conditions apply

We found the original print run in a cardboard box labeled MISC — DEITY ADJACENT, wedged between a decommissioned Discord moderation manual and seventeen unsold copies of a personal finance e-book titled *Abundance Mindset: A Journey*. The specimen was immediately recognizable: the maneki-neko rendered in full kaiju scale, coins achieving escape velocity in every direction, an entire cityscape of silhouetted figures fleeing what the design cheerfully frames as good news.

What it actually documents is a particular strain of internet optimism — the fortune-cat-as-content-strategy era, when posting a waving ceramic figurine felt like a legitimate fiscal plan. This shirt wears that delusion like a badge. The B-movie framing is the honest part. The creature is enormous, grinning, and makes zero promises about whether those coins are landing on you specifically. One paw raised. Outcome: pending.

Comfort Colors® 1717
Garment-dyed for a lived-in feel with almost no shrinkage, in 100% soft ring-spun U.S. cotton. Relaxed, seamless fit with a rib collar, signature twill label, and shoulder-to-shoulder tape. Dyed with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact, salt-free pigments — a proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.